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Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
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Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
A priest connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.

http://gizmodo.com/5898382/priest-accide...ngregation
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
Must be more of that xtian "morality" horseshit!
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
New suit for first communion: $50

Invitations to friends and relatives: $25

Having your priest play gay porn in front of a packed congregation of Catholic onlookers:

Priceless.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
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How stupid was this guy? Did he think that using his porn flashdrive for a church presentation was really a good idea?
I don't care that he's gay, but it's just funny that he's a Catholic Priest (hates gay people, says homosexuals burn in hell, etc), and is simultaneously stupid enough to make this mistake and hypocritical enough to have porn in the first place.
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What a genius. Well, at least it was only ordinary porn instead of pedophilia.

I never re-use flash drives without nuking the contents. Not that I have anything to hide, of course. Cool Shades
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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If this had been published 2 days ago I wouldn't have believed it...!
But – behold! – reality is again stranger than fiction.
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Satan must have put those foul images on his flash drive. Clearly, there is no other explanation.
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What are you going to bet he's going to say that he was just 'studying' the homosexual lifestyle to better understand Satan's influence.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>
~Lane~
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(April 3, 2012 at 10:29 am)SavageNerdz Wrote: This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>

I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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