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Thread: joke time
Post: RE: joke time
| What is corruption?
A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?”
— Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.
— But mommy said you should stop drinking!
— Get yourself an ice-cream too whil... |
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April 21, 2024 at 2:25 pm |
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Thread: joke time
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| A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.
The guy says, “No, ma’am.”
She says, “Well, do you have any dates?”
And he says, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you re... |
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April 5, 2024 at 2:08 pm |
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| Harold got in bed, kissed his lovely wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the pearly Gates and St. Peter said..
“You died in your sleep, Harold.”
Harold was stunned. “I’m dead…? No, I can... |
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February 20, 2024 at 8:32 am |
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| A businessman and his wife are at a party and having a conversation with another couple-a bank manager and his wife.
The businessman is bragging about his belongings- “I and my wife went in my car to... |
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February 12, 2024 at 11:12 am |
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| A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see h... |
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February 6, 2024 at 1:48 pm |
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Thread: joke time
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| Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”
“Eight,” the boy... |
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January 13, 2024 at 2:13 pm |
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Thread: joke time
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| A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.
The interviewer said, “Although you have a lot of ... |
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January 9, 2024 at 10:25 am |
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Thread: joke time
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| A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips. After a few minutes of listening, the old priest suggests th... |
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January 7, 2024 at 10:55 am |
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Thread: joke time
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| During a hospital visit to see a buddy of mine, I couldn’t help but notice several attractive nurses, each sporting a pin fashioned like an apple.
Intrigued, I asked one of the nurses what the pin re... |
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January 1, 2024 at 4:16 pm |
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| One morning, a man is surprised to see a gorilla lounging on his roof. He flips through the yellow pages and indeed, there’s an advertisement for “Gorilla Removers.”
He dials the provided number, and... |
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December 30, 2023 at 1:48 pm |
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| A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
“What was that for?” he asked.
“That was for the piece of paper in your pa... |
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December 27, 2023 at 12:16 pm |
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| At Christmas time, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
Maybe that’s why I’m no longer a fire... |
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December 25, 2023 at 11:30 am |
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| If you want to know the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining.
If the dog’s fur looks like it’s been rubbed the wrong way,... |
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October 20, 2023 at 3:16 pm |
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| A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous woman about the same age.
The circus owner tells the... |
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October 9, 2023 at 2:54 pm |
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| Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s thr... |
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October 3, 2023 at 12:34 pm |
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| A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?
“Sure do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my g... |
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October 1, 2023 at 2:25 pm |
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| A lawyer walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool.
He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going tonight?”
She turns to him, looks him straight in the ... |
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September 26, 2023 at 9:15 am |
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Thread: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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| Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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September 24, 2023 at 8:07 pm |
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Thread: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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| Whenever you feel sad…
It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”! |
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September 24, 2023 at 12:47 pm |
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Thread: joke time
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| An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any real interest in his paintings which had been on display for the previous few weeks.
‘I have good news and bad news,’ the owner replied. ‘The go... |
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September 15, 2023 at 10:19 am |
