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    Thread: I don't understand, why do Christians not like Masturbation or porn
Post: RE: I don't understand, why do Christians not like...
Masturbation and porn aside, it certainly seems that many faith-heads (not only Christians) are hung up about all aspects of sex and reproduction. This has done massive harm and constantly causes unh...
 Pope Alfred Religion 97 17473 November 16, 2015 at 8:18 am
    Thread: limericks!
Post: RE: limericks!
There was a an old bishop of Birmingham Who raped pretty girls whilst confirming 'em - To thunderous applause He pulled down their drawers And injected the episcopal sperm in 'em. In the depths of th...
 Pope Alfred Humor 130 14776 October 20, 2015 at 7:14 am
    Thread: OMG
Post: RE: OMG
I've managed to stop doing it by substituting OMFSM. This also makes a point.
 Pope Alfred Off Topic 24 4053 May 16, 2013 at 12:46 pm
    Thread: Shia - Sunni issue.
Post: RE: Shia - Sunni issue.
They're both wrong.:devil:
 Pope Alfred Islam 18 8742 July 17, 2012 at 10:06 am
    Thread: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
Post: RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
Not as clear a revelation as this one: [Image: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9G...mddbmLKx9T]
 Pope Alfred Christianity 43 21188 July 15, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    Thread: These photos speak for themselves
Post: RE: These photos speak for themselves
I think the girls are trying to hint that they like cocks, without being too obvious and giving their grannies conniptions. But what about the kid in #2? If anyone gets hold of that picture while he...
 Pope Alfred Humor 3 1692 July 15, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    Thread: Giants
Post: RE: Giants
ElDinero Wrote:If it just used the term vaguely, I'd agree. But Goliath's height is described as being 'six cubits and a span'. My understanding of Biblical cubits is that this would equate to about t...
 Pope Alfred Christianity 37 16555 July 15, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    Thread: Giants
Post: RE: Giants
ElDinero Wrote:Just thought I'd remind everyone because it's fucking hilarious. Giants. Next time a fundamentalist fuckhead challenges you to give an example of something scientifically inaccurate in ...
 Pope Alfred Christianity 37 16555 July 15, 2012 at 9:17 am
    Thread: How is the American Revolution taught in the UK?
Post: RE: How is the American Revolution taught in the U...
(July 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Hey, it was your idiot nation's fault to not make Benjamin Franklin a token representative of parliament or appoint a representative. You could've e...
 Pope Alfred Politics 68 26744 July 12, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    Thread: Wars Have Started Over Less
Post: RE: Wars Have Started Over Less
It's always said that one little prick in a condom can cause failure.
 Pope Alfred Politics 1 984 July 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    Thread: How is the American Revolution taught in the UK?
Post: RE: How is the American Revolution taught in the U...
JohnDG Wrote:At the least they could teach it as the british civil war, that ended in a stalemate. Britain has had many civil wars. The only one usually named as such was 1642 - 51, but before that w...
 Pope Alfred Politics 68 26744 July 12, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    Thread: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
Post: RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
Here's a little prayer I made up years ago; recite it loudly and reverently and you'll fool them all: Angelorum rex sapientissimus ecclesiam hominum omnium laetitiae erexit sanctificavitque. (The al...
 Pope Alfred Religion 314 175344 June 2, 2011 at 7:23 am
    Thread: Happy Birthday to Saerules
Post: RE: Happy Birthday to Saerules
Happy Birthday, Saerules!
 Pope Alfred Off Topic 31 6931 June 1, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Thread: Favorite Quotes by Comedians
Post: RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians
From Tommy Cooper: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my y...
 Pope Alfred Humor 25 14516 May 28, 2011 at 7:07 am
    Thread: What caused the American Civil War?
Post: RE: What caused the American Civil War?
You can certainly point to multiple issues, but IMO it is inconceivable that it could have got to the point of war without the issue of slavery. Yes, I know Lincoln wrote that famous letter including...
 Pope Alfred Politics 24 6601 May 28, 2011 at 6:46 am
    Thread: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
Post: RE: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
Chatpilot Wrote:Pope I don't think that this text qualifies as a contradiction I actually agree with GC on this one somewhat. All this text is saying that it is more difficult for a rich man to enter ...
 Pope Alfred Religion 86 19596 May 27, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Thread: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
Post: RE: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
How do you know the passage refers to a rich man's willingness, and not to God's rules of entry? It sounds more like the latter to me. And if salvation is not the same thing as being welcomed into t...
 Pope Alfred Religion 86 19596 May 27, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Thread: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
Post: RE: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
Thanks, Minimalist, that was my intention. When a declared Christian goes diametrically against a clear and unambiguous statement attributed to Jesus, is that not a religious contradiction? I intend...
 Pope Alfred Religion 86 19596 May 27, 2011 at 3:55 am
    Thread: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
Post: RE: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
Godschild Wrote:God welcomes the poor and rich into the church, in his eyes they are equal. Matthew 19:24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than fo...
 Pope Alfred Religion 86 19596 May 26, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Thread: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
Post: RE: What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?
There is a promise in Matthew 18:19 and at least 11 other places that prayers will be answered. They are not - that is obvious and has been demonstrated by many studies, such as this one. Also, the ...
 Pope Alfred Religion 86 19596 May 26, 2011 at 8:03 am