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King of the hill thread, win a prize.
#71
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
Don't even try to horn in on the free shwag Cinjin. It'll get Catholic/Protestant up in here. Sheleighly law sir?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
#72
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
(August 29, 2011 at 2:44 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'll give you that, I can't pull off a miniskirt as well as you. My shag rug would form a sort of wire lace fringe at the hem.

Dont worry, I'll try dressing as a man for the drag event later this year. I'm sure I can't do that as well as you Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
#73
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
Dressing as a man is always fun...oh wait...
Cunt
#74
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
Hell, you're assuming I can even dress myself. I think a great deal of anecdotal evidence points to the contrary. This is why I run around the house swinging richard 90% of the time.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
#75
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
I would like to think that you can't dress yourself...it just makes my image of you more amusing.
Cunt
#76
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
(August 29, 2011 at 2:52 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Hell, you're assuming I can even dress myself. I think a great deal of anecdotal evidence points to the contrary. This is why I run around the house swinging richard 90% of the time.

Dude.. that's the thing: you can dress like a man by being bloody naked Big Grin

I can't compete with that... I'm much too cute disrobed for it to work.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
#77
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
That is the beauty of being male, you can like like one nude.
Cunt
#78
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
(August 29, 2011 at 3:04 pm)frankiej Wrote: That is the beauty of being male, you can like like one nude.

Fuck, I'm "male" and I look like I'm an A-cup with a flesh-colroed strap-on dildo when nude.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
#79
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
You should get a man suit
Cunt
#80
RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
(August 29, 2011 at 3:07 pm)frankiej Wrote: You should get a man suit

I could have a russian-man suit Shock

Holy... i must do this immediately.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day



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