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AF Memes
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(February 2, 2014 at 11:09 pm)rasetsu Wrote: Well, damn. Now I'm stumped. What continent was England a part of again?

Politically, the one we've been at war with for the best part of the last two thousand years. It took a less-than-popular treaty to finish the job, too.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(February 2, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 2, 2014 at 11:09 pm)rasetsu Wrote: Well, damn. Now I'm stumped. What continent was England a part of again?

Politically, the one we've been at war with for the best part of the last two thousand years. It took a less-than-popular treaty to finish the job, too.

Ireland?Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Please don't tell the Irish their country's a continent. We'd never hear the last of it, and most likely not even the first of it.
Angel

(I'm kidding, of course. I love all my fellow Earthers. Not as often as I'd like, but still.

Unless it's Eurovision season, obviously.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Yeah I thought you and your fellow islanders would like that Angel

http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=119&qid=1473
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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Rayaan [Image: 1653926_654611817939653_310115007_n.jpg]
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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(February 2, 2014 at 6:48 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Here's one:
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I'll never stop being amused by how Sweden and Finland look on those coins. ROFLOL
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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(February 6, 2014 at 11:29 pm)Luckie Wrote: [Image: 1898180_700898046621475_1757913250_n.jpg]

Don't you ever forget it. Big Grin
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My ignore list




"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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This is not about atheism at all but I have no idea where else to put this:

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ROFLOL

This is so funny to me, because this:

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Is a meme that people like Rush Limbaugh like.

How the hell did they decide to use THAT as a slogan for Obamacare? Not sure if this is an example of epic win or epic fail, but damn, it hilarious.
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