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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 10:19 am
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(June 14, 2014 at 9:53 am)Revelation777 Wrote: (June 13, 2014 at 9:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: Crucifixes: good against vampires and Jesus. That's what I call value for money.
Jesus willfully went to the cross for our sake. Vampires are make believe.
100% pure unadulterated doublethink, in the finest Orwellian sense!
Rev, you truly are the gift that keeps on giving! Ever thought of doing standup?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 10:23 am
(June 14, 2014 at 9:41 am)Revelation777 Wrote: No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.
You know what any flood, global or otherwise, would leave behind? I'll give you a clue: it starts with ”e”. And ends with "vidence".
You know what there isn't for your flood? Want another clue?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 10:26 am
Correction mine:
(June 14, 2014 at 9:36 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Maybe Arnie should of have said, "GET IN THE ARK! DO IT NOW!"
Yep, that's the joke - well done!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 11:13 am
(June 13, 2014 at 9:12 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: (June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.
Kim jun un never lies, it is not in his character to lie. We know this because Kim jun un tells us this. Kim jun un is love. North Korea is best Korea. The western world is wicked from the pride found in its heart.
Rev, i'm going to ask a few questions and i woud prefer you answer them. To be clear a question will end with this symbol '?'.
Does Kim jun un always tell the truth?
Is Kim jun un good?
How do you know?
Kim Jun doesn't always tell the truth because he is a man. Kim jun is not inherently good because he is a man. I know because the Bible tells us so. Bible tells us that man is a liar and God is Truth. God is good and man is a sinner. If you were comparing man to man then your questions apply. You can't compare God to man in character.
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Wandering Jew? and Failed Apocalypse
June 14, 2014 at 11:15 am
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Like many before and after him Jesus preached immediate apocalypse:
"So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. Verily, I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled." Mathew 24:33-34 KJV
"So likewise ye, when ye see these things come to pass, know ye that the kingdom of God is nigh at hand. Verily I way unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled. " Luke 21:31-32 KJV
The end did not come within a generation. Christian apologetics have been trying to explain that ever since. I have a plant in my yard called "The Wandering Jew" which is named after a very old apologetic for this statement. The idea is that there is still an unconverted Jew left living from Jesus' generation (it's a miracle) and until that poor wandering man dies, the apocalypse won't happen.
A more modern approach is to simply say that this generation means all of humanity---um, like Jesus didn't know the difference between a generation of people and humankind as a whole.
I don't find either very convincing. Certainly Paul, didn't hear it that way. He too thought the end was nigh.
So, since the prophesy failed roughly 2000 years ago, I can't say I give it much credence today. Why would anyone who actually reads The Bible instead of cherry picking it for current Christian dogma?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 11:21 am
(June 14, 2014 at 11:13 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Kim Jun doesn't always tell the truth because he is a man. Kim jun is not inherently good because he is a man. I know because the Bible tells us so. Bible tells us that man is a liar and God is Truth. God is good and man is a sinner. If you were comparing man to man then your questions apply. You can't compare God to man in character.
So you're just never going to let go of your presuppositions, even for the sake of an argument? 
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 11:24 am
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(June 14, 2014 at 11:13 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I know because the Bible tells us so. Bible tells us that man is a liar and God is Truth. God is good and man is a sinner.
What never ceases to amaze me is that theists willingly overlook god's obvious psychotic and tyrannical nature to view him as their omni-benevolent father merely because he is their creator. An honest, critical, open-minded, and properly unbiased interpreation reveals god to be nothing more than a reflection of an obviously corrupt, fallible man.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 11:28 am
(June 14, 2014 at 11:13 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I know because the Bible tells us so. Bible tells us that man is a liar and God is Truth.
So you don't worship a god. You worship a book.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 11:38 am
(June 14, 2014 at 11:28 am)Stimbo Wrote: (June 14, 2014 at 11:13 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I know because the Bible tells us so. Bible tells us that man is a liar and God is Truth.
So you don't worship a god. You worship a book.
And Wycliffe wrote the book.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
June 14, 2014 at 11:43 am
(June 14, 2014 at 11:28 am)Stimbo Wrote: (June 14, 2014 at 11:13 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I know because the Bible tells us so. Bible tells us that man is a liar and God is Truth.
So you don't worship a god. You worship a book.
Exactly. Wasn't there something about idolatry being a sin?
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