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You could be Gardener Zero......I'm sure that there's some invasive something that Richmond isn't equipped to handle......
(I may or may not have helped brazilian peppers move across s. florida........speaking of which.....who else here doesn't have a reaction to ivy or sumac?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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[raises hand]

Fell in the shit and rolled, stood up, walked out, nuthin'. Figures.

I was gonna cosplay as a rockabilly Poison Ivy for a fetish ball, but spent the money on being able to have a dog at my apartment. I still plan to get the costume worked up. I'll dedicate THAT shoot to you. Wink

But seriously, the idea of a being a guerilla gardener turns me on.
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LOL, fuckin Homewrecker!   Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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You know us gypsies.
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Nice to get the low down on what you're both up to. Did you get a dog, Summer? If so - PICTURES!

Your property sounds pretty cool, Rhythm. How many acres altogether? If you have a drawing of any kind showing how you manage to terrace and access your crops that would be interesting to see. Too bad you're not in Colorado or Washington state. You'd be able to grow one hell of a cash crop.
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(April 15, 2015 at 9:44 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(April 13, 2015 at 10:06 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: It must be hard being really really good looking

I make up for it by having an unpleasant personality.

In my youth women used to make a bee line for me, then after about five minutes of my actual company would make their excuses and leave.

Now my looks are gone and I have nothing going for me.

Fortunately I have a wife who can stand to be with me for more than ten minutes at a time.



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I've always had this amazing superpower, I can blend into the background seemlessly, almost like I'm invisible. It only works on women though, and I can't turn it off. Doh! I had to build a wife out of special metals just so she knew where I was.
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(April 18, 2015 at 8:06 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 15, 2015 at 9:44 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I make up for it by having an unpleasant personality.

In my youth women used to make a bee line for me, then after about five minutes of my actual company would make their excuses and leave.

Now my looks are gone and I have nothing going for me.

Fortunately I have a wife who can stand to be with me for more than ten minutes at a time.

Yeah, ten minutes will get it done for me too.  Nice.
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What's wrong with our wives?!
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(April 18, 2015 at 10:16 am)robvalue Wrote: I've always had this amazing superpower, I can blend into the background seemlessly, almost like I'm invisible. It only works on women though, and I can't turn it off. Doh! I had to build a wife out of special metals just so she knew where I was.

That's better than using butter and shotgun shells.
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