(February 14, 2009 at 12:07 am)unconvertable Wrote: Hi God here
Just to let you know that I DO NOT EXIST. If i did exist (thats a massive if)then im not so sure that id want u all to know about it .You would probably want interviews and all that shit and I am really not into publicity I like the quiet life. Anyway existing is a human condition that I just dont believe in.All that gravity ,atomy,time and space shit is for you mortals.How could i possibly exist if i do not exist within the realms of your understanding of the physics of my existence.Anyway hope thats sorted out any debate you might be having hope you are all well and that youre various interpretations of me have not been causing to much trouble.Im off to take a dump and twiddle my beard for a while.
Take care
Love Dog
ps I have never spoke to anyone before this so dont be fooled by those who say I have .They are full of it!!!
pss Please dont use this post to start youre own cult otherwise you will be in big trouble .
Hi dear Lord
You could have had a minimum of politness towards us mortals and discover who the hell from all gods you really are :Jehovah,Jesus,Allah,Odin,Zeus,Jupiter ,who for God's sake are you?
Anyway you have not shown all your cards upon your sleeves and have forgotten to tell us about the two wonderfull places where you dwell namely the Paradise and the Hell.
I for myself have already ordered a chair in hell for the next 100 millions of years ,near the nice fire where on can get orgasms from repeated burning.
I invite all ballstrong members of this forum to associate with me by openning a club of atheists in hell.
The list is open let's begin...