New Rules (Member Review)

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Some boards I post on have explicit rules about 'not starting a war' with another message board. <snip> If this has never been a problem here, I could see not having a rule posted, but maybe having one 'at the ready' or just being aware such things might occur would suffice. <snip>

You haven't seen my war face yet. You wouldn't like my war face. This is my war face

Warning: Graphic content. This will literally turn your insides out as every cell in your body begins a process I like to call "voitorreah". Would highly recommend not viewing this image. It will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life. It will also put you on the fast track to dementia. It is, literally, the single most horrifying image of ever produced by man. And I've seen a lot of sick shit in my many many many nonreal but very human lifetimes with the blood and the geysers and lots of blood in general yeah I'm not well. The following content is exceedingly likely to cause cranial hemorrhaging, sharts, and ulcers. It will also give you cancer. That's right. It is so awful it will give you CANCER. If you click this: YOU ARE A MORON! I don't think you really needed that warning, because you probably already know how immensely stupid clicking on this button would be... but just in case you STILL DON'T KNOW: THIS IS MY >MURDER FACE!< This is the last thing you see if you're a very very very bad person. So, do not click this ima-i repeat do not click to reveal this image. For your sanity's sake... and also because I"m pretty sure it'll unleash upon the world THE CURSE held within its very absurdly easily opened packaging. See, this is why I stopped going to church. What's in this image. I couldn't handle it anymore. Tell me, do you know what hell is? HELL IS THIS ! that's right, you understood. OKay. So, repeating: don't be a moron. Good, glad that's covered

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As you can see (moron): they have absolutely zero chance of victory, if war should ensue.

And to think... all I have to do.... is show up.... and smile.