Ok, let's see:
1. I am sure I saw a ghost one night (and no, I am not referring to my Jesus dream).
2. I have been backstage at Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails concerts.
3. I missed meeting Princess Diana by about 3 minutes, by pure dumb luck.
4. In my lifetime, I have been bitten by an Arctic Wolf, a Cane Corso, a Chihuahua, and a Blue Macaw.
5. I once rear-ended a cop....who was already pulled-over, and trying to help me.
6. I went for my first Brazilian wax at a salon at the mall. It hurt. Badly. I told the Aesthetician that after this was over, I was going to go and buy myself an ice-cream cone. She agreed that was a good idea. After the appointment, I went and bought the ice cream cone. But I didn't eat it. I took it straight outside to my car, got in, lifted my skirt, and stuck the ice cream in my crotch. True story.
7. I fell about 30 feet out of a tree during a storm, and walked away.
I cracked a rib, but I didn't know it at the time. Don't ask why I was up a tree in a storm.
8. I'm horribly phobic of mould on food. If I accidentally touch mouldy bread, I am freaked out for a week.
9. I once managed to pull a bee stinger out of the back of my dog's tongue. No small feat.
10. A wild stag once walked right up to me, on a bike path, and laid his head on my chest and kissed my chin.
He was very young. I'm pretty sure someone had been feeding him, and he was semi-tame. I know perfectly well that I shouldn't have let him get so close, but I was foolish and captivated.
1. I am sure I saw a ghost one night (and no, I am not referring to my Jesus dream).
2. I have been backstage at Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails concerts.
3. I missed meeting Princess Diana by about 3 minutes, by pure dumb luck.
4. In my lifetime, I have been bitten by an Arctic Wolf, a Cane Corso, a Chihuahua, and a Blue Macaw.
5. I once rear-ended a cop....who was already pulled-over, and trying to help me.
6. I went for my first Brazilian wax at a salon at the mall. It hurt. Badly. I told the Aesthetician that after this was over, I was going to go and buy myself an ice-cream cone. She agreed that was a good idea. After the appointment, I went and bought the ice cream cone. But I didn't eat it. I took it straight outside to my car, got in, lifted my skirt, and stuck the ice cream in my crotch. True story.
7. I fell about 30 feet out of a tree during a storm, and walked away.
I cracked a rib, but I didn't know it at the time. Don't ask why I was up a tree in a storm.
8. I'm horribly phobic of mould on food. If I accidentally touch mouldy bread, I am freaked out for a week.
9. I once managed to pull a bee stinger out of the back of my dog's tongue. No small feat.
10. A wild stag once walked right up to me, on a bike path, and laid his head on my chest and kissed my chin.
He was very young. I'm pretty sure someone had been feeding him, and he was semi-tame. I know perfectly well that I shouldn't have let him get so close, but I was foolish and captivated.