Rapture September 2015

[Huggy Bear]

Wow.  The gospel according to Huggy?  What a piece of shit that must be.  Look at the source.

Truly laughable, never heard that particular take on the myth. Eve shagged a serpent that wasn't a snake? Wow, that's some kinky shit.

If I was in the slightest interested I would ask for more explanation but I'm not, so I won't.

Genesis 3
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

Genesis 3
14 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

Tell me again how the serpent was originally a snake. If he was in fact a snake, why is he being cursed to crawl on his belly?

The serpent was the closest creature to human that there was, it even had the ability to reason, hence the word "subtil". Also it's seed was able to mix with the seed of a human.

God speaking to the serpent.....

Genesis 3
15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

This shows that the serpent produced a seed, which was Cain. That's why Cain is not recorded as a descendant of Adam.