Okay, but the one is far away and has less impact on my life. But, to make you happy, I would be okay with them both being thrown into an arena to fight to the death, and the victor has to fight another asshole to the death, etc., until the world runs out of assholes.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.