Congratiationals!! Yu done it. I seez duh light naow!! I don wan go to te bad plaice. Ahura Mazda tol me hisself dat he is gawd. And he didn make no bad plaice. So I like him bedder than yer dood. Feels very sorry for you - - bad ol meeny gawd.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein