What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

October 20, 2015 at 6:26 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2015 at 6:26 pm by Clueless Morgan.)

(October 19, 2015 at 9:10 pm)Cecelia Wrote: "You can't say the bible wasn't written by God unless you are omnipotent!"

Likewise, you can't say the bible WAS written by God unless you are omnipotent. Works both ways, AiG.

I'll go with my IRL fundy evangelical lady who quite literally (and with a straight-face) advocated for marital rape.

Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 17, 2015 at 10:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Athene - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 12:10 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 12:30 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 12:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 1:17 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 1:22 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 12:33 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 18, 2015 at 1:59 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 3:51 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Longhorn - October 18, 2015 at 4:02 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 4:09 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 2:32 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by ForsakenHeretic - October 18, 2015 at 2:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 18, 2015 at 3:07 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by drfuzzy - October 18, 2015 at 3:53 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Cecelia - October 18, 2015 at 6:34 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by IATIA - October 18, 2015 at 6:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Spooky - October 18, 2015 at 9:55 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 19, 2015 at 8:23 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by KevinM1 - October 18, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Alex K - October 18, 2015 at 10:42 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:17 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 18, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:24 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 18, 2015 at 11:33 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:40 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 19, 2015 at 3:09 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 19, 2015 at 9:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by BlackBird - October 19, 2015 at 3:14 am

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by TheRocketSurgeon - October 19, 2015 at 4:35 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 19, 2015 at 3:18 am

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 4:38 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by TheRocketSurgeon - October 19, 2015 at 11:33 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:24 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by houseofcantor - October 19, 2015 at 11:48 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Mister Agenda - October 19, 2015 at 11:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2015 at 11:52 am

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 20, 2015 at 6:08 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Strider - October 20, 2015 at 8:17 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:38 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Alex K - October 20, 2015 at 8:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Crossless1 - October 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Faith No More - October 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:42 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 5:47 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 19, 2015 at 8:12 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Cecelia - October 19, 2015 at 9:10 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 9:14 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Clueless Morgan - October 20, 2015 at 6:26 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 20, 2015 at 2:29 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 8:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Foxaèr - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 9:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:30 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 21, 2015 at 12:24 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 21, 2015 at 1:31 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Foxaèr - October 21, 2015 at 1:32 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Clueless Morgan - October 21, 2015 at 10:42 am

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