"Look - nailed to a cross: fine. Crown of thorns: great. Kneecaps smashed so I suffocate faster: bring it on.
But will somebody please scratch my nose?! This is fucking torture!"
But will somebody please scratch my nose?! This is fucking torture!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'