RE: Saying, expressions, etc. that irk you (and why)
February 9, 2011 at 7:51 pm
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2011 at 7:52 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(February 9, 2011 at 4:05 pm)Dotard Wrote: "I fart in your general direction!"
I hate it when people fart in my general direction.
I promise you my friend, you'd REALLY hate it if I farted right in your face. I recently made the mistake of lifting the sheet after a long,silent fart in bed. I deeply offended myself.
Did I mention I used to have farting contests with my sister in church? I was about 6,she was about 3.The practice ended suddenly one Sunday when sis tried too hard and shat herself.