Did William Shakespeare exist?

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First off, most of your bible horseshit was cobbled on parchment which does last better than papyrus.

Second, so what?  You clowns are the ones insisting your fairy tales are real and if you had any actual evidence you'd be shrieking it from the rooftops.  Instead, all we ever get is the same old shit.

It really doesn't matter if Socrates was real or not.  And it is only religious clowns who insist that the godboy was. 

But my standing offer remains intact. Bring some evidence and we'll discuss it.  I'm not going to prove your case for you.  That's your job.