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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Wait, how fucked up does your nose have to be before it disqualifies you? Like does your whole nose just have to be a flat patch? What if the bridge is flat but the tip is pointy? What if it's the other way around?
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Redbeard The Pink - April 13, 2016 at 9:10 pm

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