"Men's rights activists are pig misogynists,men don't have issues!"

[TheRealJoeFish]

It's hard to tell the greatest pain you've ever felt because whatever pain you're feeling tends to feel a lot stronger when you're feeling it than it does when you're remembering it. This feels especially true for childbirth. When it's over it's hard to remember how bad it hurt. Perineal tearing is a nightmare and some women tear alllll the way through (curse the little babies with the big fat heads). I feel like having my water forcefully broken when I wasn't dilated hurt a thousand times worse than kidney stones which hurt at least 10 times worse than childbirth.

Reminds me from an exchange from American Dad, when Steve doesn't want to be famous, and Francine is trying to take advantage of him and use his fame to get in with a good hairdresser:

Francine: "Oh, Steve, just curious: when did you stop loving mommy?"

Steve: "Uhh... what?"

Francine: " 'Cause if you loved me, you wouldn't want me to have ugly hair.  But whatever makes you happy.  I have to go put ointment on that hideous Cesarean scar I have because of you."

Steve: "But Hayley was the Cesarean!"

Francine: "Oh, that's right. With you I just tore from my V to my A."