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Nasty Bible passages.
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RE: Nasty Bible passages.
Matthew
Quote:21 Then Jesus went thence, and departed into the coasts of Tyre and Sidon.
22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
28 Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

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Nasty Bible passages. - by Jehanne - May 1, 2016 at 10:07 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 1, 2016 at 10:44 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Minimalist - May 1, 2016 at 11:24 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 1, 2016 at 12:22 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by ApeNotKillApe - May 1, 2016 at 1:01 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 1, 2016 at 2:45 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by ApeNotKillApe - May 1, 2016 at 2:53 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Angrboda - May 1, 2016 at 11:07 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Thumpalumpacus - May 1, 2016 at 11:13 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by abaris - May 1, 2016 at 12:21 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Polaris - May 16, 2016 at 8:41 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Thumpalumpacus - May 17, 2016 at 1:27 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by IATIA - May 1, 2016 at 11:39 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Chad32 - May 1, 2016 at 11:56 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by vorlon13 - May 1, 2016 at 12:01 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Lek - May 1, 2016 at 12:23 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Jehanne - May 1, 2016 at 1:07 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by abaris - May 1, 2016 at 12:24 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by dyresand - May 1, 2016 at 12:30 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Lek - May 1, 2016 at 12:34 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by abaris - May 1, 2016 at 12:38 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Chad32 - May 1, 2016 at 12:39 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by robvalue - May 1, 2016 at 12:52 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Jehanne - May 1, 2016 at 1:05 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Minimalist - May 1, 2016 at 1:09 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by abaris - May 1, 2016 at 1:57 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by robvalue - May 1, 2016 at 1:18 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Jehanne - May 1, 2016 at 1:31 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 1, 2016 at 3:01 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by drfuzzy - May 1, 2016 at 3:58 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 1, 2016 at 5:30 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by drfuzzy - May 1, 2016 at 6:16 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 3, 2016 at 1:28 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by drfuzzy - May 3, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Minimalist - May 20, 2016 at 7:52 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 20, 2016 at 7:57 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Drich - May 3, 2016 at 8:16 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by IATIA - May 3, 2016 at 10:52 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Jehanne - May 4, 2016 at 7:31 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 4, 2016 at 8:55 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by GUBU - May 3, 2016 at 9:06 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by robvalue - May 3, 2016 at 3:01 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Drich - May 4, 2016 at 9:02 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by dyresand - May 4, 2016 at 4:50 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Drich - May 5, 2016 at 9:05 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by SofaKingHigh - May 5, 2016 at 10:51 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Jehanne - May 6, 2016 at 6:01 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by dyresand - May 6, 2016 at 9:33 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by GUBU - May 6, 2016 at 11:09 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Hmmm? - May 6, 2016 at 9:43 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 5, 2016 at 10:40 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by KevinM1 - May 5, 2016 at 11:02 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 6, 2016 at 3:39 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Chad32 - May 6, 2016 at 10:01 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 6, 2016 at 12:12 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Chad32 - May 6, 2016 at 2:37 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 6, 2016 at 4:26 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Love333 - May 17, 2016 at 1:39 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 19, 2016 at 10:37 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by robvalue - May 17, 2016 at 6:23 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by The Grand Nudger - May 20, 2016 at 12:06 am
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 20, 2016 at 7:28 pm
RE: Nasty Bible passages. - by Minimalist - May 20, 2016 at 7:50 pm

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