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Your services are requested, posthaste.
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RE: Your services are requested, posthaste.
I think the two year sentence is rather light, but the 25 year ban on owning pets is idiotic. The minute he's out of the lock-up, he should be required to own pets, but only pets approved by his local government. Some suggestions:

-Honey badgers and Tasmanian devils (he will be required to hand feed these).

-Africanized honeybees (he must keep the hive in his bedroom).

-Wolverines (a pack).

-A male baboon. A lonely one. During the rutting season.

-A live culture of Yersinia pestis


Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Your services are requested, posthaste. - by Losty - May 26, 2016 at 5:51 pm
RE: Your services are requested, posthaste. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 25, 2016 at 5:58 pm

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