To circumcise or not to circumcise?

[Aegon]

Results of a circumcision:

-A decreased risk of urinary tract infections.
-A reduced risk of some sexually transmitted diseases in men.
-Protection against penile cancer.
-Prevention of balanitis (inflammation of the glans) and balanoposthitis (inflammation of the glans and foreskin).
-Prevention of phimosis (the inability to retract the foreskin) and paraphimosis (the inability to return the foreskin to its original location).
-Having to use the "death grip" when you jerk off

I know I feel so abused!

What is your evidence that there's any true decreased risk? It must be all those millions of dudes in other countries with penis cancer...

I've never read any studies outside of America that agree with most of the things on your list.

What's the point in me finding another study if you're just going to disregard any that I post?