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Christians, would you have saved Jesus, if you had he chance?
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RE: Christians, would you have saved Jesus, if you had he chance?
Absolutely. I'd save him, take him some place secluded and discretely strangle the f*cker to death. Then I'd burn the body. That way, if Jesus' death is indeed necessary for salvation of humankind - god's will would have been fulfilled and our sins - forgiven. But we'd have been spared all the christian bullsh*t... Tongue
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Christians, would you have saved Jesus, if you had he chance? - by Homeless Nutter - June 15, 2016 at 8:34 pm

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