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Christians, would you have saved Jesus, if you had he chance?
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RE: Christians, would you have saved Jesus, if you had he chance?
The correct answer is that you save Jesus in order to exploit his water into wine power. By using that power, you quickly become a powerful magnate. With some foresight (hindsight?) you can set it up that you're, *ahem*, richer than god when you get back to the present day.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: Christians, would you have saved Jesus, if you had he chance? - by KevinM1 - June 16, 2016 at 2:06 am

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