In the Abrahamic scenario, I know for a fact that I'd end up afflicted with heaven. It would be the single most cruel punishment a sick deity could possibly do to me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
