RE: Bin Laden's Denial of 9/11
May 9, 2011 at 5:49 pm
(This post was last modified: May 9, 2011 at 5:57 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(May 8, 2011 at 7:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:No matter how much I dispised Bush, I would not accuse him of masterminding something like this.
Bush COULDN'T mastermind anything.
He masterminded the act of stepping onto a Segway scooter before turning the thing on, thereby falling flat on his face before gathered reporters and his own father, who muttered audibly "That came from my loins?!"
He also masterminded the act of walking out of press interview in China when the interview wasn't yet over, going for a locked door that is not the exit, pulling on the handle of the said door, and then making a dufus face in front of gathered press corp to say nothing of foreign dignitaries, when the said door declined to open.
If he masterminded 9-11, he would have gotten on the wrong plane that was scheduled to be shredded at a bone yard, and then asked three days later from the aluminum wreckage "hey, when are we taking off so I can hijack this thing?"
