If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

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Poll: What do you think they'll do? This poll is closed.
take it and admire it in private	20.00%	2	20.00%
take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it	60.00%	6	60.00%
keep walking	10.00%	1	10.00%
smash it	10.00%	1	10.00%
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

August 19, 2016 at 12:32 am

(August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: They'd harvest Jesus DNA and make Jesus clones to solve world hunger and climate change.

Jeezburgers?

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Fake Messiah - August 17, 2016 at 6:37 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by abaris - August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by account_inactive - August 17, 2016 at 2:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Cyberman - August 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Alex K - August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Excited Penguin - August 17, 2016 at 6:41 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 17, 2016 at 7:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by rado84 - August 17, 2016 at 7:33 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by abaris - August 17, 2016 at 8:50 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:25 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:57 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 9:43 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 9:45 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by KevinM1 - August 17, 2016 at 10:06 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Whateverist - August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 11:53 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 17, 2016 at 10:52 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Drich - August 17, 2016 at 11:26 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 17, 2016 at 11:28 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Nihilist Virus - August 17, 2016 at 2:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Expired - August 17, 2016 at 2:31 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by brewer - August 17, 2016 at 4:55 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Gemini - August 17, 2016 at 5:26 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 8:20 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Ravenshire - August 17, 2016 at 8:52 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 9:06 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 10:39 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Cyberman - August 19, 2016 at 12:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 19, 2016 at 12:37 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:13 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:17 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by GUBU - August 20, 2016 at 4:59 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:27 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:37 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:40 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by KevinM1 - August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by The Valkyrie - August 19, 2016 at 12:43 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Bunburryist - August 20, 2016 at 2:02 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Thumpalumpacus - August 20, 2016 at 3:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 20, 2016 at 3:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Little lunch - August 20, 2016 at 4:38 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by GUBU - August 20, 2016 at 4:52 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 20, 2016 at 3:05 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Fake Messiah - August 21, 2016 at 10:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by GUBU - August 21, 2016 at 12:01 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 21, 2016 at 12:20 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by GUBU - August 21, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 21, 2016 at 7:45 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 21, 2016 at 12:04 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Joods - August 21, 2016 at 12:34 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 21, 2016 at 12:39 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Primordial Bisque - August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by account_inactive - August 26, 2016 at 3:42 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Joods - August 26, 2016 at 3:59 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Losty - August 26, 2016 at 4:40 pm

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