If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

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Poll: What do you think they'll do? This poll is closed.
take it and admire it in private	20.00%	2	20.00%
take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it	60.00%	6	60.00%
keep walking	10.00%	1	10.00%
smash it	10.00%	1	10.00%
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

August 20, 2016 at 2:02 am (This post was last modified: August 20, 2016 at 2:05 am by Bunburryist.)

A re-take of scene 18 from Life of Brian with a slight script change . . . .

FOLLOWERS: ...Look! Ah! Oh! Oh!
ARTHUR: He has given us a sign!
FOLLOWER: Oh!
SHOE FOLLOWER: He has given us... His turd!
ARTHUR: The turd is the sign. Let us follow His example.
SPIKE: What?
ARTHUR: Let us, like Him, hold up one turd and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
EDDIE: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER: No, no, no. The turd is...
YOUTH: No.
SHOE FOLLOWER: ...a sign that we must gather turds together in abundance.
GIRL: Cast off...
SPIKE: Aye. What?
GIRL: ...the turds! Follow the Gourd!
SHOE FOLLOWER: No! Let us gather turds together!
FRANK: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER: Let me!
ELSIE: Oh, get off!
YOUTH: No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the butt and arse!
SHOE FOLLOWER: Give me your turd!
YOUTH: Get off!
GIRL: Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
FOLLOWER: The Gourd!
HARRY: Hold up the poop, as He has commanded us!
ARTHUR: It is a turd! It is a turd!
HARRY: It's a poop!
ARTHUR: No, it isn't!
GIRL: Cast it away!
ARTHUR: Put it on!
YOUTH: And clear off!
SHOE FOLLOWER: Take the turds and follow Him!
GIRL: Come,...
FRANK: Yes!
GIRL: ...all ye who call yourself Gourdenes!
SPIKE: Stop! Stop! Stop, I say! Stop! Let us-- let us pray. Yea, He cometh to us, like the seed to the grain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka9mfZbTFbk

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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Fake Messiah - August 17, 2016 at 6:37 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by abaris - August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by account_inactive - August 17, 2016 at 2:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Cyberman - August 17, 2016 at 7:04 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Alex K - August 17, 2016 at 6:40 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Excited Penguin - August 17, 2016 at 6:41 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 17, 2016 at 7:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by rado84 - August 17, 2016 at 7:33 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by abaris - August 17, 2016 at 8:50 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:25 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2016 at 8:57 am

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 10:18 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 11:53 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 17, 2016 at 10:52 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Drich - August 17, 2016 at 11:26 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 17, 2016 at 11:28 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Nihilist Virus - August 17, 2016 at 2:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Expired - August 17, 2016 at 2:31 pm

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Gemini - August 17, 2016 at 5:26 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 8:20 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Ravenshire - August 17, 2016 at 8:52 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Anomalocaris - August 17, 2016 at 9:06 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2016 at 10:39 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 10:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 10:49 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Cyberman - August 19, 2016 at 12:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 19, 2016 at 12:37 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:13 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:17 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by GUBU - August 20, 2016 at 4:59 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:24 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:27 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by chimp3 - August 18, 2016 at 11:37 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Arkilogue - August 18, 2016 at 11:40 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by KevinM1 - August 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by The Valkyrie - August 19, 2016 at 12:43 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Bunburryist - August 20, 2016 at 2:02 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Thumpalumpacus - August 20, 2016 at 3:24 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Edwardo Piet - August 20, 2016 at 3:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Little lunch - August 20, 2016 at 4:38 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by GUBU - August 20, 2016 at 4:52 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 20, 2016 at 3:05 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Fake Messiah - August 21, 2016 at 10:32 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by GUBU - August 21, 2016 at 12:01 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Lek - August 21, 2016 at 12:20 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by GUBU - August 21, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 21, 2016 at 7:45 am

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by vorlon13 - August 21, 2016 at 12:04 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Joods - August 21, 2016 at 12:34 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Minimalist - August 21, 2016 at 12:39 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Primordial Bisque - August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by account_inactive - August 26, 2016 at 3:42 pm

RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it? - by Joods - August 26, 2016 at 3:59 pm

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