(September 22, 2016 at 9:11 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote:(Decoding "secret chimp-hand-gesture")(September 22, 2016 at 8:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote: How many chimps to take on one gorilla ? Here is how it goes down:
Chimp3 enters the gorilla habitat. Slight hand gestures unknown to stinky humans reveal a coded conversation -
"General Ursus! Cornelius here! Zira and I have been in communication with Dr. Zaius. The time prophecied by the Lawgiver is nigh! You and I have been instructed to feign battle at which of course you shall reign supreme. When they come to collect my limp corpse you and I shall burst upon them. You kill the one called ApeNotKillApe(How Aprapos!). I shall pounce upon the one who calls himself Excited Penguin and eat his face!
We will then join forces with Milo and his apes. 10-4?
(Encryption disabled!)
<secret-chimp-hand-gesture>
Good plan, just remember,
If the carnage is lacking for my tastes or if you two try escaping from my servitude afterwards, you will make me slightly angry...
now continue
</secret-chimp-hand-gesture>
"My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Eh? Run that by me one more time?
"My nipples explode with delIght!"
OK General Ursus! The one called Aoi Magi... We both eat his face!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!