(September 24, 2016 at 4:59 pm)mcolafson Wrote: Greetings,
I want to live in a big mansion. I want to go around in a Cadillac. I want to be chauffeured in that Cadillac.
I want to spend summers in Nice, France. I want to have sex with young female church members.
I want to make them pregnant and I don't want to have financial problems connected with it.
Actually, I don't want to have any financial problems ever. I want God solve all these problems.
How do I become a televangelist?
Get a couple of good suits.
Get good dentistry.
Have good hair.
Be well groomed.
Have no qualms spreading woo.
Charge the people for that woo.
Charge double for the sick, poor, or elderly.
Smile a lot as you take money from the stupid and desperate.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
