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And only if my cat is being a brat.

Like if it peed on your mat? Or tried to wear your hat?

My cat isn't that bad, but it reminds me of a story. When I was still on good terms with my parents, I would occasionally visit them. They have a cat who loves to pee on anything belonging to visitors in the house. I got tired of that happening, so I packed my luggage in my waterproof military duffel bag next time I visited. Just before I had to leave, the cat of course peed all over it and left a big puddle on top. That cat was not expecting me to dump its own piss back on top of it, but that's what it got. That cat never bothered me again.