How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):

[ProgrammingGodJordan]

I can become God by ordering around a bunch of teddy bears. The word is meaningless.

('A')

Incorrect; unless said teddy bears exceed/equal human performance on a profound degree of cognitive tasks whence said intellect has been programmed by thine.


('B')

It appears you have failed to reduce the passage. (likely on emotional bias)

Rather than meaningless, God is clearly defined.


('C')

Perhaps it is pertinent, that you commence machine learning courses via coursera.

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Why three steps, when all it takes is one?

1. Become a vacuous concept with no meaning whatsoever.

See response ('B') of mine, via robvalue prior.

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It appears, you have failed to reduce the passage... (for said passage is absent emotional bias/belief/opinion)

Well, who's to say that your method is the best one?  If I wanted to be an unemotional, unbiased and unopinionated goddess, I probably wouldn't have bothered and would have gone into real estate or chartered accountancy instead.  

('A')

Incorrect. See response ('A') of mine, via robvalue prior. Adjust accordingly. See ('C') thereafter.


('B')

I own not any method; or rather, said method is optimally observed/OBSERVABLE, absent my notation of said methodology.