RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 11:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 21, 2016 at 11:23 am by Asmodee.)
(December 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm)A Theist Wrote: 1. Trump won. Hillary lost.
2. Republicans control both Houses.
3. Trump gets to nominate the next SCOTUS, and maybe another if Ginsburg kicks the ol' bucket.
4. FOX NEWS is the most watched cable news network.
5. Obamacare will finally be repealed!
Now rub this in the sad little faces of the Hillary voters. BHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
1. Trump isn't a conservative and has been on both sides of every issue, depending on the day
2. Republicans haven't actually worked in 6 years. They might not remember how
3. The likely candidate, Donald Duck, will take a while to get confirmed, and regardless, Scalia is still dead, so, net win
4. By people who are closer to death than any other demographic
5. Lol, we'll see. Easier said than done
So, yeah, it sucks, a little, but there's a silver lining.
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