RE: Who's Who in Hell?
January 21, 2017 at 12:13 am
(This post was last modified: January 21, 2017 at 1:07 am by Wyrd of Gawd.)
(December 20, 2016 at 1:23 pm)Athena777 Wrote: My sister said Buddhist monks are going to hell. Rotf. Christians, do you agree with her? Do you think Muslims are going to hell (naturally, she evaded that question because no one fucks with Muslims).
Of course muslims go to hell and it's a really bad hell. The Koran says so. The interesting thing is that most of the people in the Islamic hell are women.
In the Christian fairy tale once you croak you end up in one of three places: hell; death; or the sea. The good news is that all three of those destinations are temporary and everyone will make bail on Judgment Day. Now just because a person spent time in hell it doesn't mean that he won't get into the golden cube instead of being tossed into the lake of fire along with hell and death. If he ends up in the golden cube it's on a planet that's bathed in constant light with no hint of darkness and no sea.
According to the Jewish Babylonian Talmud (Chagigah 27a, you can Google it) no Jewish rabbi will ever go to hell. That's because even if he is a total scumbag his good deeds still outweigh his bad deeds.
(December 20, 2016 at 8:55 pm)Athena777 Wrote: What about babies?
The biblical fairy tale doesn't mention babies. Can babies sign God's praises 24/7 for all of eternity? Since there are no marriages in heaven who will care for the babies?
According to the Islamic version if a child is buried alive he will go to paradise.
