That's right, folks, we be hunting witches! What kind of witches? Atheists, of course, but a specific type of atheists. Yes, I'm talking about celebrities.
You see, it occurred to me last night that many celebrities are atheists. So I began to wonder if any of them were on this board. I wanted that to be true, so I concluded it was! Kevin Bacon is DEFINITELY here and I WILL FIND HIM!
The best part is, you, too, can play along from home! In classic witch hunt style, accusing someone of being an atheistic celebrity means that they are that atheistic celebrity until they can prove definitively that they are not. And no cheating by the mods by pulling up the IDs they collect for access to the big boy sections! (Unless you have some tips for us, of course).
The greatest thing is it's pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to prove you are not one of these people! So, by the power of fucked up logic, the more people who are accused, the more celebrities we can boast having on the board!!!
I'm pretty sure Stimbo is either Richard Dawkins or James Randi. Maybe Pen Gillette. Oh, or maybe Teller. Who knows what that guy is like! You never hear him talk! I haven't nailed down which one yet, but when I do, I'll let you know!
And don't worry Kev, when I find you, it's not going to get all creepy or anything. I don't want to touch you or anything like that (unless you want me to...) I just want to get to know you. Maybe a little light stalking. BFFs forever, even if you don't know it. You know, standard guy stuff.
You see, it occurred to me last night that many celebrities are atheists. So I began to wonder if any of them were on this board. I wanted that to be true, so I concluded it was! Kevin Bacon is DEFINITELY here and I WILL FIND HIM!
The best part is, you, too, can play along from home! In classic witch hunt style, accusing someone of being an atheistic celebrity means that they are that atheistic celebrity until they can prove definitively that they are not. And no cheating by the mods by pulling up the IDs they collect for access to the big boy sections! (Unless you have some tips for us, of course).
The greatest thing is it's pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to prove you are not one of these people! So, by the power of fucked up logic, the more people who are accused, the more celebrities we can boast having on the board!!!
I'm pretty sure Stimbo is either Richard Dawkins or James Randi. Maybe Pen Gillette. Oh, or maybe Teller. Who knows what that guy is like! You never hear him talk! I haven't nailed down which one yet, but when I do, I'll let you know!
And don't worry Kev, when I find you, it's not going to get all creepy or anything. I don't want to touch you or anything like that (unless you want me to...) I just want to get to know you. Maybe a little light stalking. BFFs forever, even if you don't know it. You know, standard guy stuff.
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