RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 1:34 pm
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2017 at 1:34 pm by Crossless2.0.)
(January 30, 2017 at 1:24 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(January 30, 2017 at 1:08 pm)pool the great Wrote: What's the most annoying thing in a marriage? Let's hear some negatives
I can't think of a single negative thing about being married.
I have a few little things that annoy me about Mr CL specifically:
1. He poops 4-5 times a day, and they each take about 20-30 minutes. Which is annoying when we're doing something together, out somewhere, or about to leave the house, and I have to sit there and wait for him to finish.
That would be an issue for us lesser mortals, but I should think it's right up your alley.
Quote:2. He turns all the lights off before we leave the house.
You'd begrudge a man his thrift and environmental conscience? For shame!
Quote:3. He gets all grumpy when I leave his office door open and let the cats go in there unsupervised.
Perfectly understandable.
Quote:4. He always wants me to go to the gym with him on Saturdays for leg day.
As a leg and ass man, I totally understand.
Quote:5. He won't let me grab his crotch in public.
Damned prude. Time to call an attorney.