There is no favourite thing about being single for me. I absolutely fucking hate it and that makes me resent people who are not single, because they are a reminder of when I was someone's prince. I can't even join in with talk about sex encounters or anything, because I genuinely have no memory of what that's like. I haven't been kissed in seven years, I never get to wake up next to a pretty face, and what little sex I have had was with prostitutes (and I literally felt nothing, so I've had to fake it). Dating sites are a washout, craigslist is a waste of time, and friends literally don't want to know.
If you're not single, please value every blessed moment of it.
If you're not single, please value every blessed moment of it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
