Yeah but when the metal detector goes off, doesn't the fat dude with the shirt coming out of his pants have to use the little wand?
If it kept going off right over his butthole, I'd look at him in the eyeball and see how much he was sweating. Then I'd call somebody because I ain't getting paid enough to be digging around in bootyholes.
If it kept going off right over his butthole, I'd look at him in the eyeball and see how much he was sweating. Then I'd call somebody because I ain't getting paid enough to be digging around in bootyholes.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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