That's taking anal sex to equal homosexuality anyway; when in the real world, couples and groups of all flavours of the sexual spectrum can engage in anal play.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'