I can do pretty much whatever I like. Even if we do have a rabid orange hamster in the office of president (can't bring myself to capitalize it at this point). That will change, sooner rather than later, I'm sure (or should I say, hope like hell). At least before 4 years have elapsed. Impeach that mah-fuckah all the way to prison!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.