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A simple God question if I may.
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RE: A simple God question if I may.
Man, all this talk about obscure Bible stuff got me thinking and I had a thought about the dumbest thing ever.  White supremacist Bible literalist.  I'm sure they must exist.  Think about that for a moment.  Then ponder the Tower of Babel.  There was only one race on the planet before man tried to build a tower to God, and it sure as fuck wasn't white.  Being made white was a PUNISHMENT handed down from God, a mark of our arrogance and ignorance, a reminder of how small and unimportant we are.  If you believe the story, that is.
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A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 7:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Whateverist - February 14, 2017 at 9:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Minimalist - February 14, 2017 at 3:34 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 15, 2017 at 12:31 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Lek - February 17, 2017 at 1:23 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by phoenix31 - February 14, 2017 at 10:06 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by HairyCyclist - February 14, 2017 at 10:17 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 14, 2017 at 1:40 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by HairyCyclist - February 15, 2017 at 4:09 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by vorlon13 - February 14, 2017 at 10:48 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by GUBU - February 14, 2017 at 10:57 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 14, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 14, 2017 at 3:23 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Godschild - February 15, 2017 at 2:12 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Asmodee - February 14, 2017 at 4:05 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 14, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 14, 2017 at 8:29 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by The Valkyrie - February 14, 2017 at 8:32 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 8:36 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by The Valkyrie - February 14, 2017 at 8:46 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Rhondazvous - February 15, 2017 at 2:37 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by PETE_ROSE - February 14, 2017 at 9:41 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 9:58 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by PETE_ROSE - February 14, 2017 at 10:48 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 14, 2017 at 11:11 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Neo-Scholastic - February 15, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by ignoramus - February 15, 2017 at 2:34 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Drich - February 15, 2017 at 9:51 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by h4ym4n - February 15, 2017 at 9:56 am
RE: A simple God question if I may. - by Asmodee - February 15, 2017 at 10:39 am

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