We might be moving to Germany!

[Mr.Obvious]

Have a great time in Germany. I've only visited, but liked it every time. They have burger king, of which I am envious.

Reminds me of joke on Germany

A German family, Herr Klaus and Frau Brunhilde are happily married, living in Berlin. Their love and marriage is, after much trying, finally blessed with a single child. A beautiful baby boy named Hans. He sleeps well at night and never cries. After a few years, however, they notice something is wrong with Hans. They take their toddler to the best of dokters to find out just what might be causing it. But not a single one finds out what lies behind the problem: Hans never utters a word. He seems to understand everything. But he has never as much as uttered a single cry or a grunt. A mute in the truest sense. The couple is disheartened and grow somber in not knowing how to help their son. And life turns bleak in their Household.

The years go by. Hans grows up. Year in. Year out. Their house no longer a place of laughter or joy.
Until one night, when little Hans is eleven years old and the family sits at the dinner table, he suddenly speaks. He puts down his spoon and in a clear voice says: "Diese Suppe ist kalt."
Klaus and Brunhilde cry with joy. His voice is the most beautiful thing they have ever heard. Pride. Disbelief. All come rushing in as they hug and kiss their child, who sits unmoved by his plate.
"Hans, Du kannst sprechen!" The mother cries, happily through thick tears.
"Warum hast du nie etwas gesagt?" An equally estatic father asks, rummaging through his son's hair.
Hans looks up and replies. "Bis jetzt war alles in Ordnung."

Edit: see below.