I'm going to be more like him. He gets respect. He gets what he wants. He gets you running and fawning after him. He's a cheating charity stealing son of a bitch but clearly that works. I'm going to be more like him.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'