If there's one thing guaranteed to piss me off royally, it's saying that things happen for a reason. I get that you probably didn't mean it like that, but there's no reason behind what happened that day. Other than I fucked up bigger than is humanly possible.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'