RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 31, 2017 at 12:48 pm
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2017 at 12:51 pm by Crossless2.0.)
(October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Choose two founders of any religion (or sect) and put them in the cage for a fight to the death. Then discuss who would win and why. I will start.
Joseph Smith vs Emmanuel Swedenborg
I would put my money on Smith. He was a con man and knew it. When Swedenborg slipped into one of his trances Smith would kick him in the balls and then put on a chokehold.
Shit, any of Smith's wives could have kicked Swedenborg's ass.
(October 30, 2017 at 6:26 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Buddha vs. Krishna. Buddha was all about being one with everything. Krishna could manifest into hundreds of blue dudes. Buddha would quickly be outnumbered.
Perhaps. But Buddha might still have been able to see through the apparent multiplicity of appearances to apprehend the unity of his opponent.
[Corner man]: Hit the one in the middle, Buddha! The middle, damn it!
