Not a trick of perspective. That she-bitch was just as round as the hose, and deserved to be on the business-end of an S-Mart boomstick. Scared the shit out of me when I looked up.
Next time Rhythm talks about "monsters" in the South, remember this and realize that I'm only in NC. The further south you go, the bigger things get.
Next time Rhythm talks about "monsters" in the South, remember this and realize that I'm only in NC. The further south you go, the bigger things get.