1. Beef, turtles, or buttsex?
Buttsex, of course.
2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear?
Nothing.
3. Least favorite cheese?
4. Most favorite bees?
The ones that sting.
5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor?
Nah, I'd be having buttsex with the raptor.
5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up?
Forty-two.
5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
Put the lime in the coconut...
7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack?
Gecko kittens, of course.
8. Horses or donkeys?
Asses.
9. Donkeys or dinosaurs?
Asses.
10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult?
Make it 3.4 Billion, and you've got yourself a deal.
11. Mayo or salad cream?
Mustard.
12. Silliness or wackiness?
Both.
13. Wackiness or zaniness?
Neither.
14. Zaniness or loopiness?
The third one.
15. Music or poetry?
Cher.
16. Film or TV?
Film on the tv.
17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers?
I prefer eggplants.
18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes?
Buttsex Bears.
19. Lemon or lime?
Lemon-lime.
20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?
Lots and lots of buttsex with mint choc chip ice cream.
21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?
Mint choc chip ice cream with buttsex.
22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex?
Buttsex.
22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack?
Yogurt.
23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?
Insanity is my forte.
24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart?
The sound of a yellow fart.
25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it?
See the doctor and buttsex him.
26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"?
Buttsex with missing bowel.
27. Doctor or vet?
Vet.
28. Vet or real doctor?
You betcha.
29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?
Aren't they both the same thing?
30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead?
Ewwwww
31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions?
Very much so.
31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet?
Not at all.
32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time?
33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?
All of the above.
Buttsex, of course.
2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear?
Nothing.
3. Least favorite cheese?
4. Most favorite bees?
The ones that sting.
5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor?
Nah, I'd be having buttsex with the raptor.
5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up?
Forty-two.
5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
Put the lime in the coconut...
7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack?
Gecko kittens, of course.
8. Horses or donkeys?
Asses.
9. Donkeys or dinosaurs?
Asses.
10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult?
Make it 3.4 Billion, and you've got yourself a deal.
11. Mayo or salad cream?
Mustard.
12. Silliness or wackiness?
Both.
13. Wackiness or zaniness?
Neither.
14. Zaniness or loopiness?
The third one.
15. Music or poetry?
Cher.
16. Film or TV?
Film on the tv.
17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers?
I prefer eggplants.
18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes?
Buttsex Bears.
19. Lemon or lime?
Lemon-lime.
20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?
Lots and lots of buttsex with mint choc chip ice cream.
21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?
Mint choc chip ice cream with buttsex.
22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex?
Buttsex.
22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack?
Yogurt.
23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?
Insanity is my forte.
24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart?
The sound of a yellow fart.
25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it?
See the doctor and buttsex him.
26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"?
Buttsex with missing bowel.
27. Doctor or vet?
Vet.
28. Vet or real doctor?
You betcha.
29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?
Aren't they both the same thing?
30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead?
Ewwwww
31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions?
Very much so.
31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet?
Not at all.
32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time?
33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?
All of the above.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter
