(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 1. Beef, turtles, or buttsex?
Turtlesex.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear?
That depends on what time of day I would be naming my favourite time of day. If I had to name it at night then I'd probably be naked.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 3. Least favorite cheese?
The cheese I have accidentally eaten.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 4. Most favorite bees?
Living bees.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor?
I'm all for positive discrimination but I would prefer to know that the dinosaur was physiologically capable of performing the operation.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up?
If you lived in Cornwall and used the webbing inbetween your fingers for counting as well then 6 if thumbs are counted as fingers.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
The Cornish wouldn't have this problem.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack?
Frogs that play blackjack. Lizard Geckos are probably better able to keep a poker face.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 8. Horses or donkeys?
I am not judgmental about anyone's sexual preferences.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 9. Donkeys or dinosaurs?
Depends on whether you like to be scratched or kicked in bed during sex and whether you need a gallbladder removed.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult?
DNA engineering isn't sufficiently advanced to turn me into a Hammy clone but a frontal lobotomy with knitting needle could turn me into a fundamentalist christian.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 11. Mayo or salad cream?
Neither. Both have dodgy fats and dairy.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 12. Silliness or wackiness?
Silliness. Wackiness is trying too hard.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 13. Wackiness or zaniness?
Wackiness. Zaniness is even further along the scale whereas wacky can perhaps get away with it.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 14. Zaniness or loopiness?
Loopiness. It's funnier because it's genuine.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 15. Music or poetry?
Music. Poetry is for untalented lesbians who want to stand up in a cosmopolitan cafe and express themselves but have no talent or anything to say.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 16. Film or TV?
TV allows you to go to the toilet when you wish and not be disturbed by people eating loudly.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers?
How ripe is the cucumber? How ripe is the dildo?
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes?
Bipolar bears are funnier.
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm)Hammy Wrote: 20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?
Wait. what do you use for a lubricant??