RE: The Last Movie You Watched
May 17, 2018 at 9:31 pm
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2018 at 9:31 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(May 13, 2018 at 8:18 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: "The Dark Tower."I haven’t gone near it. And apparently Eddie and Susannah aren’t even in it?! I was under the impression that this movie was just the first of a series of films, but I’m still too afraid to waste my time.
If you've never read the books, you may be able to enjoy this film. Even I enjoyed Idris Elba's rendition of Roland Deschain, the last gunslinger.
If you've read the books, you'll recognize it for the horrible adaptation that it is. They tried to jam a story that takes 7 (or 8, depending how you count) main series book and 3-5 tie-in books into one 90 minute movie. Idris Elba was the only highlight in the most grim and dismal Stephen King film adaptation yet. The Jake Chambers character had little to do with the Jake Chambers of the books and was turned into a composite character of at least 4 or five characters, one of which (the predominate of the composite) was only in the final core book for a few chapters. Holy hack-job, Batman. If you're a fan of the books, steer clear of this steaming pile of buzzard shit.
(May 17, 2018 at 9:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Deadpool 2.
Absolutely fucking brilliant!
11.5 out of ten.
MUST stay for clips in end credits!
I’m looking forward to this one.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.
