1. If thou beist a man, thou shalt twerk for an hour before bed every night, barring the Sabbath whence thou shalt dress in thine finest gimp suit for a nights debauchery with thine lady*, without the use of thy safe word.
* Or other man/transgender/gender fluid/swingers and doggers group as appropriate.
* Or other man/transgender/gender fluid/swingers and doggers group as appropriate.
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